What If..

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:20 pm

That would make Madam Price very nasty.

What if Luna found the fountain of youth?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:19 am

There'd be baby nargles everywhere.

What if the threstrals were really flying llamas?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 2:50 pm

Then death to us all!

What if Dudley joined Biggest Loser (the T.V. show where they make you lose weight)?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 2:51 pm

The Dursley's would be ashamed.

What if Dumbledore didn't really die?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:57 pm

Then he and Gandalf would have something to talk about.

What if Snape wore a bikini to class one day?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:59 pm

The hospital wing would be full of students suffering mental trauma!

What if Hogwarts started sinking into the lake and nobody noticed?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:13 pm

Then the giant squid'll get super excited.

What if to get to divination, one had to tango?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:20 pm

No-one would get there, because it takes two to tango! ((Sorry, couldn't resist the bad joke.))

What if the castle inverted for a day? (so up was down and down was up)

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:23 pm

Then the ceilling would finally get cleaned.

What if all the water in Hogwarts turned into... purple paint?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:40 pm

Charms classes learning Aqua eructo would get messy...

What if Hogwarts started to shrink?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:50 pm

Then Ron would be pleased that everything is a lot closer.

What if Moaning Mytle found love with the Bloody Baron?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:57 pm

There would be ghostly reltionship concilling sessions in the bathroom.

What if Filch jumped off the astronomy tower?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:05 pm

Then there would be a party in the Gryffindor Tower. Slytherins not invited. geek

What if the Great Hall hosted a basket ball game?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:25 pm

Filch would spend hours erasing all the lines on the floor.

What if all light turned blue?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:32 pm

Then Ravenclaw would win.

What if Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw created Huffleclaw?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:44 pm

The sorting hat would get irritated.

What if Hogwarts had one day a year devoted to violent duelling?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:47 pm

Then Slytherins and Gryffindors would eagerly participate.

What if homework did itself?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:54 pm

We's all get O's.

What if everyone in Hogwarts simultaneously fell victim to the Sleeping Plague? (So everyone fell asleep)

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:21 pm

Then we must wait for Prince Charming. XD

What if Dungeon Wars came to a theatre near you?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:28 pm

I'd buy tickets!

What if the Giant Squid was an animagus?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:08 pm

I bet it's Hagrid.

What if Ana and Diana got Detention?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:21 pm

Then there'd better be a good Professor to keep an eyes on them. (No really, I love you guys!)

What if ... Gryffindor and Slytherin suddenly became Gryffinsnake?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:35 pm

Then hell would have frozen over. (Haha)

What if Moody went to the moon?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:37 pm

His temper would most likely get the better of him and he'd blow it up. (xD)

What if Severus decided to kill James?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:40 pm

....I think he did, not directly but definitely indirectly... unless your talking about the next gen, then... They'd prolly end up in Detention

What if James Potter I became a zombie?