What If..

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:42 pm

Then Harry would be part-zombie and Lily may've fallen for Snape (hence part one of this would have never happened).

What if ... Hogwarts blew up?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:45 pm

Then it wouldn't be my fault. *Blames a certain Slytherin*

What if Azaban Prizoners had a dance night?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:49 pm

((lol))

Then Bellatrix would be dancing ... suggestively. And everyone would get drunk.

What if ... Azkaban blew up? (lol, I like these blowing up things)

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:51 pm

Then that really isn't my fault. *looks at certain Slytherin*

What if the events of Harry Potter happened in a galaxy far, far away?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:54 pm

Then we would never know a thing about Hogwarts.

What if, Professors Viper and DeLanquar got along for one day?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:20 pm

Then that is what you call magic folks.

What if I sleep during English today?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:25 pm

Then ... uhm ... your teacher gets mad?

What if - the world ended?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:41 pm

Then it seriously isn't my fault. *Points at a certain Slytherin*

What if vaccums were the new broomsticks?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:54 pm

Then whomever is flying behind you would slow you down a lot.

What if ... Harry just randomly dropped dead in the first book?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:55 pm

Then that would be the end of Harry Potter.

What if Hermione was really a vampire?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:56 pm

Then Ron better be one too.

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:56 pm

I forgot a "What If..."

What if ... JKR never finished book six? She stopped at chapter 24.

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:58 pm

Then that would seriously sucked. Seriously.

What if phones never rang?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:59 pm

Then homes would often be quiet.

What if ... all the house elves at Hogwarts died?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:02 pm

Hermione would commit suicide, the Ron would commit suicide 'cause Hermione committed suicide, then Harry would...you get the point.

What if Hogwarts was in the hood?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:29 pm

Then it would be more like West Side Story ... and well ...

What if the staff had a yearly talent show and Albus sang ... really well?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:50 pm

Then Snape would lose alot of money.

What if the great hall was made of marshmallows?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:51 pm

Then it would be eaten. (xD)

What if all of the characters from Harry Potter were real and actually came to life?

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:54 am

Then JK would have to give up and admit ADMM lives!!!

What if LOTR and Harry Potter were mixed?

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:56 am

((lol))

Then Minerva would cheat on Albus with Gandalf. ((lol, no really...at least I hope not. xD))

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:03 am

((WHAT!!! Albus is dead in Saved...she does not cheat on him))

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:05 am

((lol. I know. I thought it up. I know he's dead. Although I did read an interesting story when Minerva cheated on Albus w/ Aberforth ....*scarred for life*))

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:06 am

((yes, I read that one...didn't Albus dump her though?))

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:06 am

((Never finished it...so scarred.))

What if Minerva cheated on Albus?

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:10 am

Then 1) she was either intoxicated...2) She thought the man was Albus or 3) she was under the influence of a horrid curse...never gonna happen when she is sane!!!

What if Rowling retracted her bogus statement about Albus being gay?