What If..

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:25 pm

Then Hermione would have taken her place as a gossip columnist.

What if Filch was Harry's real father?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:26 pm

Then Filtch would have been killed by Snape

What if Harry got contact lenses?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:32 pm

Then he would have looked nicer.

What if Sybil had been a true seer?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:34 pm

Then people would be very scared.

What if McGonagall's animagus form was a fish?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:37 pm

Then all of the fishes in the Lake would have learned Transfiguration.

What if Harry's Owl was in love with Hermione's cat?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:40 pm

Then they would make up a new species and name it Hedshanks.

What if Dumbledore was a mermaid?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:43 pm

That would totally mess with all of the Mere-mans down there.

What if Hagrid's real father was... Dark Vader?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:45 pm

Then he would be named Luke and would be shorter.

What if Ron actually didn't say Bloody for a whole day?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:48 pm

Then he might actually bleed. Shocked

What if Hermione beat Ron in chess?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:53 pm

The world would end

What if Pansy was Hermione and Hermione was Pansy?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:59 pm

((Haha I think I read a fanfiction about this once))
Then Draco will became Ron and Ron will become Draco.

What if Harry and the gang developed second heads?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:01 pm

Then Minerva would transfigure them back to normal.

What if fanfiction became illegal?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:05 pm

Then there would be a booming in the Fan Art department.

What if Britney Spears was actually a witch?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:09 pm

I'd believe it...

What if James Potter had married someone besides Lily?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:15 pm

Then Snape would have done the tango.

What if Lupin decided that chokers were fashionable?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:16 pm

Voldemort would totally copy him.

What if Tonks had an evil twin?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:19 pm

Then that's probably the Tonks that Bellatrix murdered.

What if Bellatrix was secretly an animal activits?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:23 pm

Then her deatheaters would be PETA.

What if Voldie was a chick?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:25 pm

Then Lucius would be all over him... I mean her.

What if Sirius got a punch buggy instead of a motorcycle?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:29 pm

Hagrid would have been disappointed...

What if dementors gave chocolate kisses?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:36 pm

Dumbledore would never let them out of his sight.

What if Harry went bald.

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:25 pm

He'd look less like James.

What if Umbridge and Fudge started teaching at Hogwarts?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:34 pm

They'd have weird tadpole babies.

What if Kingsley was really Voldie in disguise?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:43 pm

He'd have very weird mental conversations.

What if Hermione was a centaur?

Subject: Re: What If.. Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:50 pm

Then Ron would better hope he's not allergic to horses.

What if Mrs.Norris was really Filch's wife?