What If..

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:11 am

((LOL -- I'm gonna write a story 'bout two ....))

Then no one would believe her at first, then *hopefully* everyone would go MMAD.

What if JKR was under the Imperious and didn't mean a thing after July 29th, 2007/

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:33 am

(already is a story. a really good one! 'who's been sleeping in my bed?' by angeldust @ the boards)

Then it would explain many many things....

What if Albus cheated on Minerva?

(lol, this board's gonna be shipperized XD)

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:35 am

((lol - you're right))

Then she'd steal his lemon drops ... and uhm ... can't think of anything else.

What if ... this board was completely shipperized to ADMM?

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:39 am

Then Merciful Heavens would die happy!

What if more members never joined?

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:40 am

((so would Katheryn Rose...))

Then Headmistress Kiara would be running a small school.

What if ... we all randomly just died ... now?

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:42 am

Then this post would not have been made...

What if we actually met in RL?

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:43 am

Then I would be happy 'cause I'd meet ADMM shippers. Smile

What if ... JKR suddenly admitted, right now, that Albus was bisexual and married Minerva?

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:44 pm

Then they would create one heck of a Gryffindor wedding.

What if I was really Voldemort, reborned?

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:17 pm

You'd be ashamed of Gryffindor house. (like me:) )

What if a penny dropped from the top of Hogwarts killed a student?

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:50 pm

Then ... the Ministry would ban all Muggle objects from the school.

What if ... internet failed us all?

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:51 pm

I would cry.

What if Dumbledore reincarnated as a beetle?

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:52 pm

Then Rita would have company ... although I'm not sure Albus would apperciate it.

What if ... someone from the Harry Potter series (any one you want) just walked up to you right now?

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:09 pm

I'd fall off my chair.

What if J.K.Rowling decided that the character of Ron was based on a llama?

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:11 pm

I share in shock then possibly laugh at a mental image of a llama with Ron's face.

What if JKR modeled Voldemort after the Dali Llama (not to make fun to the Dali Llama but ...)?

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:13 pm

I'd appreciate the irony! And wonder why he needs Horcruxes if he's just going to keep reincarnating...

What if a Horcrux was actually some weird Dark Wizard board game?

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:14 pm

I'd want to find it in a store, buy it and mail it to Harry as a present....

What if ... a Patrouns and a Boggart were the opposite thing? As if a Patronus would show your worst fear and protect you, and a Boggart would be your favorite thing.

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:18 pm

I'd keep a Boggart under my bed. Very Happy

What if... the sun and the moon swapped for a day and everyone became nocturnal?

Subject: Re: What If.. Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:40 pm

Then I'd never sleep.

What if Voldie and Bella really did have a relationship? (Okay ... I know they cared for each other but like ... an actual one, not just unspoken love.)

Subject: Re: What If.. Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:57 am

(haha more like unrequited love. Voldy just used her.))

THen they would make one psychotic kid.

What if corn started to grow on the Headmistress' Hair?

Subject: Re: What If.. Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:01 pm

Poor Kiara might get very sad.

What if we all became little toddlers again?

Subject: Re: What If.. Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:26 am

Then I would not know how to use my computer...

What if we all had a dual personality?

Subject: Re: What If.. Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:43 pm

Then I'd have four voices in my head.

What if in the middle of the Great Hall, Snape started to Tango with McGonagall

Subject: Re: What If.. Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:07 pm

Albus might get very jealous.

What if Severus confessed his undying love for Sybil?

Subject: Re: What If.. Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:10 pm

Then the world would become a stranger place.

What if Hogwarts got sick of staying in Scotland and moved to Norway?

Subject: Re: What If.. Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:17 pm

Then they would have to take a magic boat to get there as well.

What if Hogwarts moved to the United States?