Join the DA

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:48 pm

Yeah.

"Follow the Messiah!"
"Where is he?"
"Dead!"
"OK!" Person kills themself.

That was strange...

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:54 pm

lol!

These topics are getting more and more random!

JOIN VOLDIE'S DUCKS! If the Headmistress approves it... *begs*

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:55 pm

YEAH I KNOW! JOIN! THE MORE, THE CORNIER!!!! cheers

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:02 pm

Bring on the jokes...

You'd be surprised how bad your jokes can be while skiing down a mountain... Believe me, I know... If only there were ducks in the Alps...

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:03 pm

There´s a duck queen in england... She lives in DUCKingham palace! Geddit?!

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:08 pm

lol!

not to mention the duck princess... and the ballet of duck lake

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:09 pm

How about... DUCK the halls with boughs of holly...

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:11 pm

omg who's seen the o2 advert with hook-a-duck?!

oh yeah, i think it's an english thing but oh well.

You get to hook a duck online when you top-up!

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:12 pm

OH yeah!!! That is so cool... And instead of the exp. prize... I´d just keep the duck...

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:20 pm

"You've won a vast amount of money-"

"Oi! Give me the duck!"

"What? You've won a vast hoarde of money!"

"I don't care, give me the duck!"

"No, stop biting me... put me do------wwwnnnnn" *splash*

"Yay! I WON A DUCK!"

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:23 pm

Lol... You deserve to be President of Voldy´s ducks- HANG ON A NOSE PICKING SECOND! THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE!

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:26 pm

I think we should make the president a PresiDUCK

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:27 pm

NO! YOU MADE A GOOD JOKE!!!!

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:34 pm

I think instead of the alternative, we should say, Oh my ducking duck. I can't ducking believe a duck just ducked me. Duck!

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:35 pm

A DUCK JUST DUCKED YOU?! DUCK CAN NOT DUCK!!!!

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:36 pm

If only I had a duck.
Where there's a duck, there's a club.
And when there's a club, there really should be a duck.
And when there isn't a duck, but there is a club, something is seriously wrong.
And when something is seriously wrong, it is sick and wrong, and there isn't a duck.
And when there is a duck, but there isn't a club, there is no appreciation or gratitude left in the world.
And when ducks are unappreciated, we shall build societies to stop this evil, this sick and wrong-ness, this plague of duck hatred, this division in our society!
And when there is division in ducks, there shall be people appreciating that.
And when there are people looking weirdly at the people appreciating the divisions in duck society, there shall be the presiduck.
And when there is a presiduck, there shall be a presiduck glaring right back at the unappreciative people who think the duck-worshippers are insane.
And when there are duck-worshippers, we shall be writing speeches like this.
And when we are writing speeches like this, the writer really should become a world leader, unless they are me...
And when there are world leaders, there will be ducks.

So you see,
While there are ducks in the world...

LIFE IS QUACK-ERS!

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:40 pm

I bow to your Duckness.

Viva el Presidente del Club de Duck!

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:40 pm

Hear Hear!!! (Or should I say, "Duck, Duck"!

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:45 pm

It should be... QUACK QUACK! ((LOLz I actually said that out loud))

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:47 pm

Thank you all!

**unitelligable hysteria**

I must thank the duck of inspiration!! Long may it duck!

It shall duck on the tallest mountain, and in the deepest sea.
It shall quack in the greenest field and in the most sandy desert,
It shall be duck-like wherever it goes...
And Voldie's Ducks will follow it's glory and duck-ness til the end of time!! Very Happy

:D

LONG LIVE THE DUCKS!
LONG LIVE VOLDIE'S DUCKS!
AND LONG LIVE THE CLUB!

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:48 pm

My avatar is the Duck Founder of Duckwarts.

HEY! WE SHOULD MAKE A FORUM CALLED DUCKWARTS!

G2G! AND I SHALL BE FOUNDER, EUPA V.P. AND YOU SHALL BE SECRETARY!

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:49 pm

lol!
Have fun! You shall be missed.

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:53 pm

An echo of 'Quacks!' engulfed the forum.

QUACK

QUACK

QUACK

QUACK

QUACK

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:57 pm

The wave of quacks was followed by a wave of hysteria

For the love of Quack, that is loud!!

Here are some random duck/quack sayings I just thought of;
Fellow quacks,
It's so good to be able to quack to you tonight,
Anyone fancy some cheese and quackers?
She/He's finally quacked.
She/He's kicked the duck.

Thank you great duck of inspiration!
We quack you!

Subject: Re: Join the DA Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:10 pm

I quack you Eupa and Lacklustre D.C!!!

From the Queen and King of Quackville, Quack the Halls with boughs of Quakers! Quack-Quack-Quack-Quack-Quack--Quack-Quack-Quack-Quack