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Title: Chatbox Proposals
Characters: Horatio McKevin, Eglantine DeLanquar, Kiara Riddle-DeLanquar and Sevastyan Kaminski ((all CU))




Merciful Heavens : Horatio and Eglantine finally agreed to let me post their Christmas =)

@ Headmistress Kiara : lol yay

Merciful Heavens : now they just have to decide whose quarters to use...unlike Viper and Sevastyan... they do not share them...lol

Sevastyan: XD

Horatio: Of course not! I am a respectable gentleman with honour and and....

Eglantine: we know, lieb...

Horatio: not that Sevastyan is not a gentleman mind you...

Eglantine: Horatio...

Sevastyan: *wasn't quite sure what to think at first, lol*

Horatio: What? I was just trying to be clear

Eglantine: you should stop while you are ahead...

Kiara: *agrees whole heartedly*

Horatio: you know, darling... If we shared, we could combine our resources and lower our expenses...

Kiara: you live in Hogwarts, Horatio...

Eglantine: so much for being a gentleman...

Horatio: just a suggestion... besides I could babysit

Eglantine: well then maybe Edwin and you should share *Edwin being her three year old son*

Kiara: why don't you just ask her to marry you already?

Horatio: hmm...

Horatio: would you marry me, Eglantine?

Eglantine: no

Horatio: why not?

Kiara: aww

Eglantine: several reasons...

Horatio: such as?

Eglantine: you are no gentleman... and you are a wolf

Horatio: dog actually...*referring to his animagus form*

Eglantine: see you admit it!

Horatio: I'd change for you...

Eglantine: you said that before...

Horatio: I'll do it this time...

Eglantine: what about Edwin?*referring to her son*

Horatio: what about him?

Eglantine: you are not his father...

Horatio: no kidding...

Eglantine: comments like that are hardly endearing...

Horatio: sorry... I would adopt him if you want

Horatio: I love the boy like he was my own

Eglantine: *thinks*

Horatio: *crosses fingers*

Eglantine: my answer is still no...

Horatio: why?

Eglantine: What about the picture on your dresser?

Horatio: oops...

Horatio: wait a minute! how do you know what is on my dresser?

Eglantine: The house elves like me...

Horatio: so I see...

Horatio: little traitors...

CU Vastyan: *makes note to return home and burn any and all pin-ups in room before the New Year's party in at the family manor...*

Eglantine: well?

Horatio: um... she's just a model...

Eglantine: a model what?

Horatio: um...you've lost me

Eglantine: Horatio, if you truly want me to marry you... then why would you desire to look at...her

Kiara: *Watches couple back and forth, looks at Sevastyan* Got something you don't want Viper to see? *laughs*

Sevastyan: *turns to Kiara; blinks; wonders if Kiara was reading his mind but dismisses the thought* Perhaps a few things... umm... *innocent look*

Horatio: because I am a incurable bachelor... and have been for 175 years...

Eglantine: exactly...

Horatio: Ah... the age thing again

Eglantine: not at all!

Horatio: Don't you think I know you are young enough to be my great great great great

Eglantine: I know you know that...

Horatio: then?

Eglantine: You said it, I did not!

Horatio: Now I am lost and confused!

Eglantine: that makes two of us

Horatio: what?

Kiara: He is not the only one...O_o

Eglantine: *sighs*

Horatio: I KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT!!!

Eglantine: what?

Horatio: this is about you know who!

Eglantine: what?

Horatio: haha! You think I didn't notice!

Eglantine: notice what?

Kiara: *hits head*

Horatio: There is another man!

Eglantine: What?

Horatio: I should have noticed this long ago...

Eglantine: you should have stopped long ago...

Horatio: Who is he?

Eglantine: *smirks*

Horatio: Ah-ha! so I have discovered something!

Kiara: Uh no... she is smirking..

Eglantine: *feigning being ashamed*

Horatio: WHO IS HE?

Eglantine: oh... well, he is quite handsome...

Horatio: WHAT!!!!!!!

Kiara: Eglantine.... what are you doing? *sigh*

Eglantine: yes, dark hair, deep eyes and a lovely sense of humour...

Horatio: *pulls out list of his friends* not Abraxas then...

Kiara: *thinks*

Eglantine: oh please...

Horatio: WAIT!

Eglantine: yes, darling?

Horatio: I know who it is!

Eglantine: that's good...

Horatio: good?

Eglantine: *nods* because I don't...

Horatio: *bashes head against wall*

Eglantine: Horatio, stop that this once!

Horatio: I feel...

Eglantine: ignorant, dense, foolish, dull-witted, slow, simpleminded, vacuous, vapid, idiotic, imbecilic,
imbecile, obtuse, doltish...

Kiara: ......so confused...

Horatio: yes...

Eglantine: *sighs* I've never had anyone be jealous over me before...

Horatio: is that so...

Eglantine: *nods*

Horatio: nice joke...

Eglantine: I was not joking...

Horatio: will you marry me now?

Eglantine: under one condition...

Horatio: what?

Eglantine: I get to shred the picture...

Horatio: *huge smile*

* Merciful Heavens bows... thank you, thank you ~the end~